After a month of post break-up surfing and salsa dancing in South America, I finally stripped off my tattered number four mourning jersey. It seems that I came back to New York just in the nick of time. The hunt for Jay Cutler is on, and I want him badly. The whole mature older guy thing was fun for a while, but it is so last season. Now the hottest guy in school is officially single, and, like, I am totally crushing on him.
But can Gang Green possibly snag JC before some hotter team gets their slutty hands all over him? The Jets' first three draft picks sit low at 17, 52 and 76. They have no veteran quarterback to swap out – I mean, no one’s really dreaming that Kellen Clemens is going to ask them to the prom. I offer this piece of advice to the green powers that be: put out. This is no time for fallacious chastity. Sexy Rexy Ryan has done a great job stacking the defense, and for the most part the offensive line remains in tact. The only missing piece is a quarterback, so there's absolutely no reason to pretend you're saving that precious gift for someone truly special. This is the hottest guy you are ever going to get, so dig deep into your pants pockets... and spread 'em.
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