Preach it Neil Sedaka, break-ups suck. Always. They're sad and they're messy... but there are classy ways to break someone's heart and then there is an EMAIL!!!
Brett Favre, grow a pair! You retire every year, and every year we pretend to believe you. We cry at your cheesy goodbye Superbowl commercials, we put you on the cover of Madden and then, like lovesick puppies, we welcome you back with open arms. Now all we get is an email??
Maybe you thought you could sneak this behind all the MLB drama, but you've been caught with your wranglers down and we are pissed. There are fire sales all over Jersey selling number 4 jerseys for ten cents on the dollar. I mean, were you really that ashamed to retire as a Jet? You just had to act like the 2008 season never even happened. Well we want our own tearful press conference and some version of "it's not you, it's me"! Hell, A-Rod even mustered up an "If I can't be honest with myself, how could I be honest with Katie Couric."
It hurts Brett. It really hurts.
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Maybe now the Jets can go into the free agent market and pick up an established, pro-bowl quarterback like Chad Pennington
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