The spreads might be as wide as Andre Smith's ass, but I'm having trouble calling many games this week. Coming out of an off-season where a record eleven coaches were fired and big talent shifted all over the place, how can you tell what kind of chemistry any team has before Sunday?
One QB shift does sting more than the rest. After the runaround Favre gave Gang Green I'd love to see the Cleveland Browns blitz him a new butt-hole, but somehow I don't think they're quite ferocious enough to rush him into real retirement. With Brett tossing to Bernard Berrian, who led the Vikings with 964 yards last season, and handing off to Adrien Peterson, he looks formidable. Even more so against the 4-12 Browns led by Ole Mangenius himself. Laying less than a field goal, I had to put my money on Minnesota, even if it means I can't respect myself anymore. Who am I kidding? I lost my self-respect in high school, I mean college, I mean... uhhh... Happy opening day!
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