Tomorrow is judgement day. By evening, my 2008 NFL playoffs fate will be sealed. The Jets can take the division if they beat Miami and the Pats lose to Buffalo, or they can catch the wild card if they beat Miami and Baltimore loses to Jacksonville. But since both of those scenarios seem about as likely as Brett Favre showing up in my bedroom tonight in a Batman suit to live out my ultimate fantasy, I'm feeling less than optimistic. So tomorrow morning I will dress myself in official NFL fan attire right down to my J-E-T-S skivvies (thank you cheapo college boyfriend) and collapse on my buddy's couch with mellow drama that would put a Jim Mora press conference to shame. Until then, in an effort to distract myself from sending hate mail to Eric Mangini or betting on the Eagles - as both will probably land me somewhere in the Hudson River next to a Tony Soprano lookalike - I present you with BitchSports, a new blog dedicated entirely to bitching about Sports*. Enjoy!
~Stoner
*Sports includes, but is not limited to, professional athletic competitions, gambling on professional athletic competitions, pro athletes' private lives and the athletic highlights of my private life not to exclude excessive consumption at the 2nd Avenue Deli or fighting with my mother if it ever gets physical.
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